Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice.

Jay Stringer
Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks...
Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks...
Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks...
Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks...
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After a hard day, as you lie on your couch and stare at the ceiling, it might make you think to yourself, "You know what? I'm tired. I'll just sleep here." The floor looks nice; you're tired; it's comfortable; and the couch is definitely not going to be much more comfortable after all that hard work. Why not take this opportunity to rest and recharge?

Source: Ways To Die In Glasgow

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